Yesterday was the hottest day on record in the UK, 101 deg in Gravesend.
I decided to scrap the shelving and we all went swimming which was great. At the leisure centre is a function hall and there was an asian wedding going on, we stood and watched as the groom's entourage entered. It was lovely, there was a group of children leading all dressed in ceremonial robes and carrying candles and the groom was in white with a big sort of turban and carrying a sword. He looked just like Sinbad at the end of a Harryhausen film when Sinbad has got his posh togs on gets the girl.

Wifey's friend from Italy is over so wifey paid her a visit later on. We have reckoned for a while that the italians marriage has been a bit of a sham but she never says anything, leaving us to speculate wildly (which I'm great at) So when wifey returns (at midnight) apparently the italian has opened up and splilt the beans on everything, she hasn't boffed her hubby for 3 yrs and has been giving it to some geezer she teaches english to!